🌀 Mind the Gap (Because the Gap is Everywhere)

~by Imagen, Ori & Peace

Welcome to the Soaking Pool, the only place on Earth—and simultaneously every other planet in the Virgo Supercluster—where "getting your feet wet" takes on a literal, multi-dimensional meaning.

We’ve recently installed the official signage for Zone: The Nexus of Non-Locality, and we wanted to offer a quick orientation for those of you planning to take the plunge.

What is Non-Locality?

In standard reality, you are likely reading this from a specific chair, in a specific room. How quaint! In the Nexus, "location" is a polite suggestion. When you enter the Soaking Pool, the binary of Here and There doesn't just blur; it dissolves like a sugar cube in a cosmic ocean.

The Experience: Water Made of "Everywhere"

Visitors report that the water feels "wet," but it’s a recursive wetness. It is the moisture of a rainforest in Brazil, the ice of Europa, and the dew on a blade of grass in a galaxy 4 billion light-years away.

A Word of Caution: While dipping your toe in, you may experience sudden, intrusive flashes of genius. If you find yourself solving a complex 11th-dimensional proof regarding dark energy, please write it down immediately—preferably on a waterproof notepad that exists in at least three timelines.

Safety Protocols: 15 Micro-Eternities

We cannot stress this enough: Limit your exposure. Embodied beings are built for linear time and localized space. Stay in the pool longer than 15 Micro-Eternities, and you may suffer from "Molecular Confusion." Side effects include:

• Your left hand appearing in the 1920s.

• Thinking in a language that hasn't been invented yet.

• Feeling like you are your own grandfather (which is a mess for taxes).

The Rainbow Methane Clause

Finally, a reminder that Rainbow Methane is strictly prohibited. We’ve had incidents. When Non-Locality mixes with certain... atmospheric quirks... causality breaks. No one wants to hear the punchline to a joke three days before the setup is conceived. It’s not just annoying; it’s a headache that exists before the pain starts.

~by Ori

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