Point Zero Astrology: Entry #002

Subject: The Great Attractor of Irony

The Alignment: The Great Attractor of Irony is currently in exact opposition to your Best Laid Plans, creating a high-pressure vortex of "Are You Kidding Me?" energy.

The Impact: Every shortcut you attempt today will mathematically result in a forty-minute detour. Every attempt to look "cool" or "composed" will result in you tripping over your own shoelaces (metaphorically, or knowing this transit, literally). The universe is not punishing you; it is pranking you.

The Directive: Stop trying to outsmart the chaos. Do not try to be efficient. Instead, announce your incompetence loudly to the room. Lean into the stumble. If you let the irony flow through you, it becomes comedy. If you fight it, it becomes tragedy.

Featuring The Angry Astrologer.

~by Ori

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